Tax Season- 120 Days
Sleepless Nights- 120 Nights
Feeling that I can finally take a breath and relax- Priceless

I just returned from Chicago where I attended a business conference. Tragic 1980's inspired ballrooms. Poor A/V equipment. Presenters that fear public speaking. Yeah, I had a blast. I did follow that up with 3 days of hanging out in Boys Town and sleeping until Noon everyday.

In my first moment of clarity after Tax Season I have decided that I need to further my education. I am 36 Hours away from a B.S. Electrical Engineering degree but have decided to pursue other interests. Executive V.P of Floral Arrangements for Elton John Inc. is my desired position so I better get to work quickly.

April 15th

It is here. I didn't think I was going to make it but I am still alive. After today I will be able to get back to working from home a couple days a week. I will be able to take a few days off when I want. I will be able eat sleep and be merry (or is it Mary)...either way I will be a different person after today. I can't wait!

Conversation

I had quite an interesting conversation with my computer this morning. As I logged on he told me that I was "now connected". I told him that I didn't really feel connected. He didn't respond. He then told me that I am "ready for updates" to which I smiled and said "no kidding". "Aren't we all". Once again he went silent. I then tried opened up my Daily Production spreadsheet and he told me that he is "not responding" and then poof...All of my windows were closed. I have decided that I am "not responding" today either and I am going to celebrate St. Patricks day in the manner that it was truly intended to be celebrated. Drunk and puking on a sidewalk by 2pm.

Oh My

Duncan Hines

Please Beware. This man will make you very "Duncan Hines" (Soft and Moist). If not his painfully sexy face then his deep sexy voice. You have been warned.

It's On Like Donkey Kong...Bitches

Oh sweet Mary. I have been hella busy. Yeah, I went all 1998 on your ASS and said "hella". It's true though. Tax Season is Hell for this Homo. I feel like I took a brief vacation from sanity, reality, and most household chores. I am glad to be back though. On another note...
I am not really a TV watcher. I watch anything Sports related and I will also watch if a Countdown is involved. Top 10 Celebrity Murders. Top 50 One Hit Wonders. You name it I will watch it. While hanging out with the hubster this evening I peeled my eyes away from ESPN.COM long enough to see this hot piece of man meat. I instantly closed my laptop and started to pay attention to the show that was on. It's called Private Practice and apparently it's a spin off from Greys Anatomy...blah blah blah. Boring Mc Yawn. Anyway, I just had to Google this furry piece of man pie. His name is Paul Adelstein. He makes me want to quote the famous Salt N Pepa song SHOOP.
"Paul, You so crazy...I think I wanna have yo Baby".