6 ????

Guess what today is??
The first day of Wimbledon thats what. Roger goes for #6. Rafa is OUT (no...not out of the closet.) I love this picture of Fed and Andy Roddick.




Roger: Sorry about the ass beating I gave you. Better luck next time.

Andy: Next time will be the same thing. I suck.

Roger: Thats true. At least you look hot with your shirt off.

Has it been a month already??

Time flies when you are having fun...

My employment was in question as my company decided what to do with the Tax division. Close it and leave poor Joey homeless and destitute?? I wish. I could have used the vacation. Instead we have merged with another division to create a Mega-giganto- Super division. I am still the DM for North Texas, should be receiving a raise in July, and actually have less work to do than before. Woo-Hoo!

I Finally joined Facebook. I know, I know- It's already outdated. I am just not really into staying connected with EVERYONE on the planet. My real friends have my telephone number and we call/text/blackberry message when things happen. I am "Joseph Maldonado" on Facebook if you want to be my friend or whatever.

The hubby had a B-day yesterday. This year was low key. Next year is the one that I better start planning for right now. He turns the big 5-0.

College football will be here in 80 days. I will finally be at peace with the world(at least for 4 months).

Funny stuff heard at Target

I stopped by Target at lunch today and in the next aisle over this is what I heard:

Lady1: (in her best twang) Sara, look at these gorgeous balls!
Lady2: Oh Kathy, those are too cute.
Lady 1: I wasn't really into using balls for a while but these are so nice. Just the right size too.
Lady2: I have always had some around my house. They look nice on the mantle. How much are they?
Lady 1: I don't care. I want them!

Betty...Can you hear me?

I am checking into Betty Ford Clinic!

I realized yesterday that most days I am either having a glass of wine or a cocktail with dinner, or in the back yard with neighbors and the dogs, or I am recovering from a day of dining, drinking, and socializing. Sad really. I rarely get smashed drunk and cause a scene. I have never been taken to jail for Public Intoxication. I just enjoy a libation with friends...EVERY DAY. I am going to jump on the wagon this week and see what changes will happen. Sleep better?? Work our harder?? Become a better person??? OK, OK...One step at a time.

I know that I like older guys...But

He can sing my panties off any day.

I am going to wear my Stevie Nicks Shawl

The hubby received some Fleetwood Mac tickets from one of his vendors today. Woo Hoo. They are in a Suite with free booze. My karaoke version of The Chain will be heard LOUD and clear by our Suite-mates. I am gonna sneak backstage and tell Lindsey Buckingham that I have always had a man crush on him. (Even during his white man afro days... I was only 2 when Rumours came out but I knew what I liked even back then).

sniffles

I feel icky. Sore throat... Sinus pressure. I think I have swine flu. I had bacon on my hamburger while in Chi town. That must be it. I am going to take some Advil and hope this swine flu goes away. I hope I dont pass it to my hubby or my Buddy. I do refer to him as Pig Dog(half pig/half dog). Maybe thats where I got it.

Curse you Pig Dog!!!
Get out of our bed and sleep in your own Orthapedic, 7 in. thick, memory foam, large breed, cost half a weeks wages, dog bed.