Dirty little secret

I have never been a fan of reality TV. I never caught on to the "survivorbigbrotherfindanewwife/husbandbuildahouseforthoselessfortunateyouhavebadkidshireanannyandswapspouses" craze. My friends would be all "dude, the Amazing race 13 is on" and would be all "whatevs". I did "find" American Idol during its 4th season and have seen it sporadically since but I generally turn my nose up at "those people" that enjoy the reality shows. Cut to last year (I love saying"cut to") and I am changing channels on a boring weeknight and there are two women just acting all kinds of ignorant at some party. I was slightly intrigued so I watched some more. What is this dramatic goodness I said to myself. And that is how I started watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta. I have never seen an episode of any other Real Housewives but something about this group just has me hooked. I saw the first 2 episodes of the new season last night and the juicy gossip and drama picked up right where it left off last year.

Staycation Over

Well, all good things must come to an end. I did cross off quite a few items from the to do list:

1. sit on couch often- check
2. Have a cocktail by 3pm - check
3. Go to casino during Senior day and ask for free breakfast- check
4. Throw my panties onstage at Brian Mcknight concert- check
5.Organize my bathroom cabinet and group things by category, size and frequency of use (due to OCD)- check

Back at work in the glorious 105 degree heat. It is serious swamp ass weather!!

Day 1 of my Staycation

I enjoyed Day 1 of my staycation. I decided to take a week off from work. Blackberry- Turned off. Out of office message- turned on. Extended vacation greeting on cellphone- activated.
It feels nice to just hang out and do NOTHING. I walked the beast, took a nap (the beast took a nap with me, and had a nice dinner at home with the Hubs(who is Sooo jealous that he isnt on staycation with me).

Happy 4th Y'all

Did you catch the Premiere of Hung on HBO last night? I was mildly impressed and will watch it again next week. It doesn't hurt that the lead role is played by this piece of meat

The on again -off again-on again(How Trent Willmon of me) lesbitarian Anne Heche is on this show as well.

6 ????

Guess what today is??
The first day of Wimbledon thats what. Roger goes for #6. Rafa is OUT (no...not out of the closet.) I love this picture of Fed and Andy Roddick.




Roger: Sorry about the ass beating I gave you. Better luck next time.

Andy: Next time will be the same thing. I suck.

Roger: Thats true. At least you look hot with your shirt off.

Has it been a month already??

Time flies when you are having fun...

My employment was in question as my company decided what to do with the Tax division. Close it and leave poor Joey homeless and destitute?? I wish. I could have used the vacation. Instead we have merged with another division to create a Mega-giganto- Super division. I am still the DM for North Texas, should be receiving a raise in July, and actually have less work to do than before. Woo-Hoo!

I Finally joined Facebook. I know, I know- It's already outdated. I am just not really into staying connected with EVERYONE on the planet. My real friends have my telephone number and we call/text/blackberry message when things happen. I am "Joseph Maldonado" on Facebook if you want to be my friend or whatever.

The hubby had a B-day yesterday. This year was low key. Next year is the one that I better start planning for right now. He turns the big 5-0.

College football will be here in 80 days. I will finally be at peace with the world(at least for 4 months).