Sunday, December 28, 2008

I must have been a good boy this year because Santa brought me some very cool presents. He also brought Buddy a radio controlled car that I use to chase him around the back yard. I love this time of year. Decorating the living room, going to Christmas cocktail parties, and even the occassional trip to the mall is fun, but I must say I am glad it's all over. New Years Eve is not a big deal to me and we usually just get together with a few people and hang out at home. I am very happy about College Football Bowl Season which is underway. Next week also marks the beginning of 4 months of HELL for me as Tax season gets underway. If I don't post until April 16th I think you will know why.... Wish me luck!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Buck Rogers

I don't remember him wearing this outfit on the show!!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

A box of Tampons and some Marlboro Lights

Merry Xmas Biatches--

Courtesy of Robert Earl Keen Jr

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

My Crackberry has arrived

I can finally trade in my company brick phone for a new Sprint Blackberry. My new toy arrived last friday and although my IT rep wouldn't return my call to get me activated until Tuesday, and then the activation went bad due to no more corporate licenses and my text messaging wasn't active ...I am finally happy!!! In my previous line of work I always had the latest and greatest phone that was available. I would trade my phone in every 6 months or so but the last few years I had whatever my company gave me which had been junk until now. I really wont take advantage of a fraction of it's capabilities as the only things I do are talk and text. I do like to check sports scores when I am out but with my luck they deactivated that feature at corporate office.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Milk...and the rest of the weekend

Went to see MILK on Saturday. Not a Sean Penn fan. FRICKEN AWESOME job. Go see it...SERIOUSLY. Before the movie we stopped at this Irish Pub for a Pint and a sandwhich and they had a Rugby match on the TV. You must watch rugby. I repeat. Watch it. Too hot not to watch.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Porn made me rape those people

Yeah..I said it. And high gas prices made me rob those Gas Stations. My dad told me I was a loser when I was a kid so I beat up some people outside a bar once. My boss yelled at me so I shot up my office. I see violence at the movies so that is my excuse. I saw people base jumping from a high rise and I tried it which left me crippled. I am gonna sue the producers of the base jumping video. I had a flat tire and was late to work. I am gonna sue the tire company for lost wages in the amount of 7 million dollars. I make 70 grand a year but I would have had a HUGE promotion if not for my flat tire. My burger was too cold. My coffee was too hot. My porn was too extreme. My boss was too mean!!! McDonalds makes me fat. Coffee keeps me up too late.!!!

I wonder if anyone else is sick of people that blame others for their lack of COMMON SENSE. The letigious environment that we live in not only stifles creativity but angers those of us with drive and ambition to earn things the right way. I have read one too many news articles so I am a bit !@#$%^& but seriously... Get a clue!!!

Monday, December 8, 2008

What Crappy Christmas Gift are you?

What Crappy Christmas Gift are you??

I stole this from "Cant never could do nothing"s blog and thought it was funny(and kinda accurate)

You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!

Full of hope and promise.

But in the end, a cheap letdown.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Not exactly a tropical paradise....

While I would much rather be in Maui, I am thankful for our wonderful weather here in North Texas. Today will be 68 and sunny. I will do some X-mas shopping and then find a nice gay bar with a patio to have a few cocktails at. We have some brutal summers here but there is nothing like having a beer, watching the cowboy game and checking out the hot daddies on the patio while our poor friends to the north have to spend 20 minutes de-icing the car. We do have a Red Flag Warning today which means DONT FLICK YOUR CIGARETTES OUT THE WINDOW QUEENS. We don't really have a forest here in Dallas but there is still grass and trees that will go up in smoke real quick. Just in case someone does start a fire thank goodness we always keep one of these around...

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Why I don't watch TV

I had a couple of beers after dinner and was feelin a little lazy so I decided to watch TV and was mortified by what was on. I must preface this story by saying that I turned on the TV without the remote and did not know where the remote was during this torture session. I sat back and was able to watch the class act known as "Entertainment Tonight". The narrator had a very serious tone while commenting on the days pressing topics. "Did Britney order a Chai Latte with Soy Milk"???? Does Angelina paint her toe nails with chocolate sauce???? Why Michael Jackson likes Orange Life Savers more than Cherry!!!!!. Are they serious??? I thought to myself for a minute and realized.. If they are reporting this stuff then there must be people out there(Yes. I pre judged those folks that must follow this show) who actually want to know this useless info. I was about to get up and either look for the remote or change channels at the cable box when I was jolted out of my seat. " BREAKING NEWS..... Just Breaking Now!!!! Miley Cyrus is going to serve snow cones at her B-Day party!!!! Oh no she di'int!!!!!

Looking good Mr Caan

The BoozeHound Cometh

After 3 long years living in the Land of Entrapment I am glad to welcome back Senorita Boozehound aka Macy Gray aka Witchy Woman to the MetroPlex(DFW). My dear friend has been suffocation in the oppression that is Albuquerque for the last 3 years but is returning home to her pretentious, overbearing, snobby, elitist home where she belongs. Welcome home!