Saturday, May 24, 2008

Uber Talented

So I know that I am a few days late with this post but it deserves some attention none the less. I have followed American Idol since the third season and have seen the good, the bad, and the ugly. I adored Carrie Underwood from very early on and still think she is GREATNESS, but despite that fact in my own humble opinion I must say that David Cook is the most TALENTED Idol ever. He has a CRAZY good voice and is an awesome musician as well. He always changed up the songs that he sang and while he is not classically good looking I still have a semi man crush on him. Congrats again to this years AMERICAN IDOL ... David Cook.

Be careful what you throw in the trash

Our Condo is located in a quiet community near the Gayborhood and Love Field Airport. Most of our neighbors are either Med students from UT Southwestern Hospital or they tend to be older couples who have been here for a long time. The arrival of "Buddy the Wonder Dog" brought us together with many of our neighbors as they could not help but want to hang out with the owners of the cool new puppy. One of these new friends has recently confided in us that he is a "dumpster diver" and that he will jump INSIDE the huge dumpster to snoop. He told us of the breakup between the couple in 6445 and how "Mrs 6445" threw away alot of expensive items that belonged to "Mr. 6445". He also told us that Mr. 6484 that we all assumed was "Straight"(and is very WOOF-alicious) has recently disposed of a substantial GAY porn collection. It makes me stop and think before I throw "questionable" items in the dumpster. Now you will have to excuse me as I am baking cookies right now and I seem to be out of sugar. I think I will go over to the nice gentleman that lives in 6484 and see if he will lend me some......

Wednesday, May 21, 2008


I have always had a serious Man Crush on Jim Thome. He has played baseball for various teams for over 10 years. He is Daddy-licious and here is a pic from his early days.

His nickname is "The Anaconda". I wonder why???

Monday, May 19, 2008

I will get a sucker if I am a good boy


Two years ago one of my fillings came loose. I went to the dentist to have it checked out and he said there was a cavity behind it and I would need a root canal and a crown. I have been reeeeeally busy for the last two years but I can't put it off any longer. I am going in to the Dentist today. I have an extremely high threshold for pain but the minute I get into that chair I turn into a weak little girl. I am going to ask for some good pain pills when he is done!!!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Let there be light

I am off to Homo Depot to buy some lighting for our closets. We have two small walk-ins in our bedroom and they are both waaaaay too full and in desperate need of lighting. I can't tell you how many mornings after an evening off drinking red wine I have went in that closet to get shoes for work and pulled out a brown one and a black one. Thankfully at some point before leaving the house I notice that I am looking rather "baglady-ish" and can correct the problem. This afternoon one of my favorite country singers is playing at a small arts festival here in town so I better get to work on my project so that I can go sing along to 18 Wheels and a Dozen Roses later. I sound just like her... Really.... No seriously. Ok... Maybe not "JUST" like her but close.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

I'll have the steak... Hold the tuna!

Our very own... Former Dallas Cowboy Darryl "Moose" Johnston.

Like father like son

My Buddy likes bears... Just like me!!!


Yes... I am a slacker. I have not posted in a while. I have no excuses other than I spent my time online looking at porn. What kind of porn you ask?? You will just have to ask me to find out!!! Here is a quick wrap up from the last few weeks:
1. Friends came to town and we partied.
2. Received a semi-promotion when my District was increased from 10 stores to 23 stores.
3. Little sister dumped boyfriend and is staying with us for a few months.
4. Watching American Idol and very excited that David Cook is still alive(quasi man crush. I know..I know).
5. Realized that my salt n pepper hair that I used to get comments like" Its so hot. You are so young and it makes you look sexy" have turned into " your hair is not THAT gray". Arrrg!!!
6. Buddy is now over 100 lbs. and still a crack puppy!

Thats about it. A quick wrap up of my so called life! At least the last few weeks of it.