Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

All Star Game




Watchin the All Star game and thought about Pat Burrell.

Hey man.. Can you spare some gas?

You know gas prices are high when panhandlers stop asking you to spare some money and just cut right to the chase and say"hey man...can you get me some gas". I do find it quite annoying that in my neighborhood I have to endure these people when I am filling up the tank. If you "WILL WORK FOR FOOD" then prove it and go get a job.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

My Boss's Boss

This week was somewhat of a blur. The owner/President/el jefe of my company was in town to tour the North Texas District for one of our several business channels that we operate here. While my division was not being inspected I was asked to tour the stores as a relationship building effort between divisions. El Jefe is a serious Type A personality with minor ADD as well. We began each day at 9am and wrapped up around 10pm each night. It would have been later but I decided to skip dinner and drinks. While I was exhausted by the end of my trip it was a good opportunity for some brown nosing...... I mean face time with el presidente.

I bought buddy a new toy on Wednesday evening and he told me that it was the greatest toy EVER(he gave me a big sloppy kiss and sniffed my crotch). While I caught up on emails late that night he was on the couch just chewing away on one of the 4 thick braided ropes that were sticking out of a hard rubber chew toy. When it was finally bed time I shut down the laptop and headed upstairs only to discover that it wasn't the ropes he was chewing on. The WONDER dog had been chewing the hard rubber part of the toy. Not just chewing it but swallowing pieces as well. A full bowl of food, a hard rubber bone, and smooth braided rope all available to WONDERMUTT and he would rather EAT plastic!!! Speak of the devil... Someone is awake and needs to go do his business. I am sure I will find blue plastic when I pick up his......

Monday, July 7, 2008

Who's the lucky guy?


Who's the lucky guy being mounted by Roger Clemens?

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Back to reality

After a laid back week it is back to reality tomorrow. I celebrated birthday number 33 on Tuesday with cocktails and dinner with the hubby. Thanks babe!. I also helped my sister get ready for her move next week into her new place. We were able to see the fireworks from downtown from our back yard so we enjoyed that on Friday evening. I was best friends with my couch all day Saturday so we hung out and spent some quality time together. Sunday was the Mens Finals of Wimbledon and the match was one of the best ever. I now plan on a having a glass of red wine and watching last weeks Kathy Griffin episode that I recorded on Thursday. I hope everyone had a great week.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

100% pure DIVA. Timeless and Priceless.

When I was 4 my cousins used to dress me up in a white t-shirt and put a belt around it to make it look like a dress. I used to sing this song into a tennis raquet. I had no chance to be straight!!!