If you read Can't never could do Nothings blog then you have officially been tagged to talk about your "5 Things". If you are reading this blog then you have officially been tagged as well. I will be checking up on you so you better do it!!!
5 Jobs that I have had:
Construction Worker- No… I never wore the tool belt and nothing else.
Security Guard- I miss the unform.
Retail Manager- I had 60 salesmen under me… I mean reporting to me.
Banking Center Manager. I would flirt with the cute guys in the drive thru and send them lollipops.
Regional Manager for a Financial Services company(Current)
5 Movies I can watch over and over again:
Steel Magnolias- “Go ahead M’Lynn slap her” “Are you high Clairee? Priceless!
A Christmas Story- They show it for 24 hours during Christmas and I watch it 3 or 4 times.
Top Gun- I was 12 when it came out and all the hot Air Force guys were just too much.. I still watch it though.
The Legend of Billie Jean- “Hubie won’t bring it back”. “How do you know”. “Cause he’s a fucker that’s how I know”
Breakfast Club- “does Barry Manilow know that you raided his wardrobe"?
5 Places that I have lived:
Los Lunas New Mexico -
Las Vegas Nevada
Albuquerque New Mexico
Arlington Texas
Dallas Texas
5 T.V. shows that I love:
ESPN Sportscenter
Food Network- The Barefoot Contessa
Kathy Griffin- My life on the D-List
Will and Grace- I still watch reruns
The Weather Channel- Storm Stories
5 Places I have been on vacation:
Jamaica
Hawaii
Key West
Napa Valley
Chicago
5 Favorite Meals
Blakes Hamburger- It’s a New Mexico thing.
Freebirds Burrito- It’s a Texas thing.
Spaghetti
Giordanos Deep Dish cheese pizza from Chicago- Oh lawd its good.
Can cheese on Ritzs crackers.
5 Places I would rather be, right now
Camping high up in the Rocky Mountains
Playing darts with my friends at Charlies Bar in Chicago
Getting a massage.
Picking out my New Infinity G35
Hanging out on a yacht in the Mediterranean.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Call em like you see em
I feel that you should just call things like you see them. The various commercials that I have seen lately that start out with some lady talking about moving into a new house and getting a fresh start after a difficult period in her life only to awkwardy transition into asthma medicine drive me CRAZY. Well I just saw the greatest TV ad ever. It is for the Ab Booty. Yes I said it. Ab Booty. It is a home excersise device aimed at getting you those rock hard abs and nice full booty you have always dreamed about. I had to take a double take and see if my ears were deceiving me. Did I just hear the announcer call that device an AbBooty. So I must say "Kudos" to the inventor for not calling it the HealthMax 2000 or LifeFitness XD. If it gives you a six pack and some nice junk in the trunk it should be called the AbBooty.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
What the !@#$%^&*
Congestion, foggy head, lethargic... I have felt all of these and more since Thursday and I am not quite sure why. I rarely get Summer Colds but I believe I may have picked one up. I hosted a Job Fair on Thursday morning and talked to over 100 people in just a few hours. I am sure it was one of "those" people that gave it to me. Ahh. It's all in a day! Anyhoo, I painted the bathroom on Friday and now I need accessories that go with the new color. I am going shopping after this cup of coffee so wish me luck. I went out for a few beers with Senorita Boozehound on Friday and we ended up at her local Pool Hall out in the burbs. The excitement of being in a straight pool hall was just too much to take and we came back to Homo Heights after an hour or so. The Pool Hall had more lesbians than hot straight guys so no reason to stay too long.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
Long weekend
I am still trying to recover from quite the whirwind weekend.
My baby turned 1 yr old on Friday the 13th. He went to the new Doggy Day Care near the house and had a blast. I saw it all on the webcam while I was at the office.
My other baby turned 48 on Sunday. We had a Fathers/Daddies Day celebration with our friend from OKC. 2 cocktails at each of our favorite bars + 2 martinis with dinner = 2 hungover guys this morning.
There was alot more that happened but my mind is still a little fuzzy so I will have to write it all down later.
My baby turned 1 yr old on Friday the 13th. He went to the new Doggy Day Care near the house and had a blast. I saw it all on the webcam while I was at the office.
My other baby turned 48 on Sunday. We had a Fathers/Daddies Day celebration with our friend from OKC. 2 cocktails at each of our favorite bars + 2 martinis with dinner = 2 hungover guys this morning.
There was alot more that happened but my mind is still a little fuzzy so I will have to write it all down later.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
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