Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Porn made me rape those people

Yeah..I said it. And high gas prices made me rob those Gas Stations. My dad told me I was a loser when I was a kid so I beat up some people outside a bar once. My boss yelled at me so I shot up my office. I see violence at the movies so that is my excuse. I saw people base jumping from a high rise and I tried it which left me crippled. I am gonna sue the producers of the base jumping video. I had a flat tire and was late to work. I am gonna sue the tire company for lost wages in the amount of 7 million dollars. I make 70 grand a year but I would have had a HUGE promotion if not for my flat tire. My burger was too cold. My coffee was too hot. My porn was too extreme. My boss was too mean!!! McDonalds makes me fat. Coffee keeps me up too late.!!!

I wonder if anyone else is sick of people that blame others for their lack of COMMON SENSE. The letigious environment that we live in not only stifles creativity but angers those of us with drive and ambition to earn things the right way. I have read one too many news articles so I am a bit !@#$%^& but seriously... Get a clue!!!

2 comments:

Thomas said...

**Can't Never Could Do Nothing!**

however I do anticipate being angry with my alarm clock making me cranky in the morning. I've had Mon/Tues off and I dun wannnnaaaa.

*whine*

Archerr said...

Are these the same types of people who vote republican? I bet they are.