Sunday, December 7, 2008

Not exactly a tropical paradise....

While I would much rather be in Maui, I am thankful for our wonderful weather here in North Texas. Today will be 68 and sunny. I will do some X-mas shopping and then find a nice gay bar with a patio to have a few cocktails at. We have some brutal summers here but there is nothing like having a beer, watching the cowboy game and checking out the hot daddies on the patio while our poor friends to the north have to spend 20 minutes de-icing the car. We do have a Red Flag Warning today which means DONT FLICK YOUR CIGARETTES OUT THE WINDOW QUEENS. We don't really have a forest here in Dallas but there is still grass and trees that will go up in smoke real quick. Just in case someone does start a fire thank goodness we always keep one of these around...















3 comments:

Michael said...

It's 20 degrees here in Detroit. Yesterday it was a mini blizzard. You suck :)

Thomas said...

911
Yes, hurry - I have a fire that needs attention!!!

Thomas said...

Just dropping by again for a glimpse of Mr. Caan, in hopes that Mr. Fireman can come to my rescue.

*his response time is so far, sucking*