I feel icky

Despite the frequent use of cucumber melon scented hand sanitizer and plenty of orange juice I am now sick! While I do not enjoy the chronic cough, body ache or fever the real victim here is my other half. He is quite the nurturing type when I am not feeling well and I am the psycho bitch patient from hell. I really do feel that slushy frozen Gatorade, my couch, and watching 6 hours of tennis thanks to USA networks coverage of the US Open will make me all better. I definitely prefer this to my grandmothers cure which is a warm enema and Vicks rubbed all over your chest. Ewww. I think I met a guy on the internet once that wanted me to do that to him. Maybe Grannie was ahead of her time. You go girl!